OMG! I am totally groosed out

[Dar]

we call them a farmers sneeze

 

[Crystalchic]

LOL
I am so glad that I posted this cause now I can crack up
Man that dude knew how to blast that rite out of his nose
sort of like the movie the titanic
where leonardo decaprio taught kate how to spit
no way will i ever learn to do that
I didnt give him permission to do that

 

[NancyDz]

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Oops sorry Crystal.... i think I might have buried it.

 

[Nikki28]

Oh NASTY!!!!

I can't even think about that! I can handle poop, blood, guts whatever but not .....THAT... I cant even type it .....

Ugh I just gagged....

 

[TammyTX]

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...okay, okay...

stop!

No offense, but I'm picturing you out selling chickens in your heels and pearls and this "farmer" blowing snot upwind from you!

It IS gross, but you tell it so funny!

ETA: I re-read the above and I'm not telling you to "stop"..I just want my sides to quit hurting from the laughter!

 

[Crystalchic]

i had a sundress on and heels
I always where heels

 

[lovemychix]

Not right!

I would have told him to leave too.

 

[Crystalchic]

pearls are cool but I like emeralds and diamonds
and yes i was wearing my jewelry
my friend sent him over
I had no clue he was nasty like that

 

[Dar]

ok this may gross you out and make you think that i am the most disgusting person on this planet... BUT

when I am teaching my children how to blow their nose when they are young (about 2) first they master a farmers sneeze (dont worry I am right there to catch the flying debris) and then we work up to actually having the Kleenex right over their nose to blow

there is nothing more annoying to me as a parent and a health care provider than a child who does not know how to blow their nose,

me: ok sweetie come here you have a snotty nose
child walks over

I place the kleenex over the childs nose and they look at me like i have 2 heads and there are boogers coming from my nose...lol

 

[Crystalchic]

mjsdhs
i taught my children to blow something like that also
I agree with you, a parent should teach their child how to blow their nose
and i taught mine to blow privately in the bathroom
and i wiped
this was a gross thing for
this man was grown and his snot was grown also
it was the size of a peach seed