OMG! I am totally groosed out

[Chicky Tocks]

That's it! That's it! I'm leaving this thread and I'm not coming back!!

 

[Luvin Life]

This is way to funny!!

 

[Chicken Rustler]

I can't believe how ya treated this poor jerk. I mean the guy blows his nose and ya tell him to get off yer land !! YOU ARE WAY TOO NICE !! There would have been 2 choices at my place. First he would have been instructed that he was to clean that up and dispose of it off my land. If he did not choose option 1 then I would have chosen option 2 for him. I would have just calmly taken a shovel harvested some fresh "dog mines" and firmly applied them to the front seat of his car and proceed to escort him to his car and off my land.

As for those that ya get in yer throat like when ya got a cold and ya got 2 choices. Well I choose to expell (discreetly). We call that schuckin oysters. Not that I have anything against (real) oysters. AMF I cooked a bunch for dinner tonight.

 

[SandyRiverChick]

OMG my OWN DAD did this a few years ago while showing my NEW BOYFRIEND (unreal we are still together today after this) around his garden. My step-mom and I will NEVER forget it. I can still HEAR it hitting the wet grass!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGGGGGGHHHHH. It haunts me worse than Linda Blair's head spinning around! I'm thankful that other people understand how disturbing this is, but not enjoying the memory AGAIN!! You poor thing, I hope you had a giant drink!!

 

[CherokeeFlats]

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Let's just say he met my "other" side LOLOL

 

[mom2chicksandpups]

Ewww! You would think he would at least wait until he got out of your yard or you weren't looking! That is just nasty!

 

[Crystalchic]

Beefy
Someone told me that you might of made a farmers hanky
is that true

 

[CherokeeFlats]

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I asked him to come with me OUTSIDE the barn away from the kids, they he got to see why I'm called the biggest B**** in the MidWest!!!

Ever see a dear run from a lion... Yup.. that was about it!

 

[Souperchicken]

Gross....glad your chickens didn't eat it. I can tell you from experience chickens WILL eat it. My husband cleared his throat and spit out some nasty stuff the other day. One of the chickens saw it and it was big enough it didn't go down with one gulp. It took several tries. One of the most disgusting things I've seen. It takes a lot to make me gag .....and I gagged multiple times.

 

[Crystalchic]

could that of gotten my chickens sick if he had a cold or something
isnt there air born stuff in that