OMG! I am totally groosed out

[beefy]

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guilty as charged. but never in front of a lady.

it sure beats getting my shirtsleeve all dirty tho.
the worst is when you are really sick and its all mucilaginous and green and clumpy, and you blow but it just sticks and sort of hangs out of your nose. or worse, when it backfires and like gets stuck on your lip and you have no choice but to wipe it off then. sometimes if it hangs on you can swing your head side to side creating a pendulum motion and dislodge it that way but you never know when and where its going to go. wow this is great.

oh yeah, i pee outside all the time too. especially off the front porch. its great being a guy.

 

[horsejody]

Beefy, stop going over to Crystalchic's house and grossing her out!

 

[beefy]

on a similar note has anyone ever thrown up and gotten a noodle in your nose? its doable!

 

[Crystalchic]

I believe that the grossest thing that i have ever done in my entire life is going potty
I think that a woman should not ever have to do a number two, it really shouldn't be part of our anatomy
we should be known as soft and tender sweet as candy
and treated fragile like we are all royalty
and when a man has to do that man thing they should never do that in or around us
it should be that way just because
in fact it should be law that we have no clue that kind of man stuff even exist

 

[barred-rocks-rock]

Gross

 

[ksacres]

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I'm not a man, and I do it. Does that mean I'd have to go live in the man section?

 

[Crystalchic]

I just learned how nasty men can be
give me a break
I need time to adjust

 

[horsejody]

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Next time Beefy calls and wants to come over to buy chickens, just tell him no.

 

[beefy]

i dont need anymore chickens anyway.

 

[Crystalchic]

horsejody

I am certain that Bert/Beefy would never do that in front of me
but I am kind of surprised that he fessed up to doing it at all
the peeing on the porch thing
um
I dont know
usually I intimidate men
at least that is what i was told