*snicker - snort*
I just got this email from "FedEx"
I just got this email from "FedEx"
Dear Customer ,
Good day to you. We have been waiting for you to contact us for your
Confirmable Package that is registered with us for shipping of your
Package to your residential location.
We are hereby obliged to inform you that your parcel has been with us for
weeks now, We got over 20 set of packages from the United Kingdom We took
time to write out the email addresses on the label Of each
parcel and yours was included
This is to inform you that we are in possession of your Parcel (which include
a certified cheque worth of $500,000.00 USD and other vital documents) that
we facilitate the clearance of the cheque in your country, which is to be couriered to
you.It is the usual practice of our organization to conduct a properverification of all
Parkages that we are to delivered, to ensure that theyare valid.
Be rest assured that your cheque has been confirmed valid and
true and delivery will be made once you have meet the necessary requirements.
The package is registered with us for mailing by the Online Lottery Award
Promo Board as claimed,in England, United Kingdom.
We are sending you this email because your package has been registered
on a Special Order.
What you have to do now, is to contact our Delivery Department for
immediate dispatchment of your package to your residencial address.
Note that as soon as our Delivery Team confirms your informations,
it will take only one working day (24 hours for your package to arrive it
designated destination.
For your information, the Mail, VAT & Shipping fees have been paid by the
Lottery Award Promo Board before your package was registered. What you need
to pay is the Security Keeping fee of the FedEx company as stated in our
privacy terms & condition page, in order to secured your Parkage.
The cost for the Security Keeping fee is $257 USD.
This is mandatory, kindly complete the below form to reconfirm your Postal
information:
Name:......................
Occupation:...................
Country:........................
State:...........................
City:.............................
Sex:............................
Age:.........................
Phone:.....................
Await your Swift Response.
Yours Faithfully,
Mr.Isa Rasheed
Tel:+2348078674375
Email:[email protected]
(The Dispatched Officer).
FedEx Online Team Management
1995 - 2009 FedEx.
1. Love the spelling.
2. Also love the random capitalization.
3. The grammar is amazing, any HS teacher would be impressed.
4. My "Parkage" ... that was just too good!
5. Really? I only have to pay you $257 for you to deliver my package which contains a $500,000 check from a lottery I never participated in? Let me get my checkbook!
6. Last time I checked, my occupation, age and sex are not part of my mailing information.
7. I love that the "FedEx's" email address is from hotmail (and different from the address that sent the message).
8. The dispatched officer? Who dispatched him? The last person to fall for this email?
OK ... I am done. I have to go send my "mailing" information and pay my $257 now.
Good day to you. We have been waiting for you to contact us for your
Confirmable Package that is registered with us for shipping of your
Package to your residential location.
We are hereby obliged to inform you that your parcel has been with us for
weeks now, We got over 20 set of packages from the United Kingdom We took
time to write out the email addresses on the label Of each
parcel and yours was included
This is to inform you that we are in possession of your Parcel (which include
a certified cheque worth of $500,000.00 USD and other vital documents) that
we facilitate the clearance of the cheque in your country, which is to be couriered to
you.It is the usual practice of our organization to conduct a properverification of all
Parkages that we are to delivered, to ensure that theyare valid.
Be rest assured that your cheque has been confirmed valid and
true and delivery will be made once you have meet the necessary requirements.
The package is registered with us for mailing by the Online Lottery Award
Promo Board as claimed,in England, United Kingdom.
We are sending you this email because your package has been registered
on a Special Order.
What you have to do now, is to contact our Delivery Department for
immediate dispatchment of your package to your residencial address.
Note that as soon as our Delivery Team confirms your informations,
it will take only one working day (24 hours for your package to arrive it
designated destination.
For your information, the Mail, VAT & Shipping fees have been paid by the
Lottery Award Promo Board before your package was registered. What you need
to pay is the Security Keeping fee of the FedEx company as stated in our
privacy terms & condition page, in order to secured your Parkage.
The cost for the Security Keeping fee is $257 USD.
This is mandatory, kindly complete the below form to reconfirm your Postal
information:
Name:......................
Occupation:...................
Country:........................
State:...........................
City:.............................
Sex:............................
Age:.........................
Phone:.....................
Await your Swift Response.
Yours Faithfully,
Mr.Isa Rasheed
Tel:+2348078674375
Email:[email protected]
(The Dispatched Officer).
FedEx Online Team Management
1. Love the spelling.
2. Also love the random capitalization.
3. The grammar is amazing, any HS teacher would be impressed.
4. My "Parkage" ... that was just too good!
5. Really? I only have to pay you $257 for you to deliver my package which contains a $500,000 check from a lottery I never participated in? Let me get my checkbook!
6. Last time I checked, my occupation, age and sex are not part of my mailing information.
7. I love that the "FedEx's" email address is from hotmail (and different from the address that sent the message).
8. The dispatched officer? Who dispatched him? The last person to fall for this email?
OK ... I am done. I have to go send my "mailing" information and pay my $257 now.
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