OMG! Who mopped my floor???

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Seriously. Who mopped my floor?? The bathroom is clean. the floor is mopped. the dishwasher has been run. WHAT IS GOING ON AND WHERE ARE MY KIDS????
 
Uh oh, ya think someone cleaned your house and then kidnapped your kids? What a blessing
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Is it your birthday or anniversary? OOO mabye someone did something bad
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Maybe it's all a dream? Wishful thinking? A fantasy?
And if it is real, accept the surprise gift and be exceedingly glad!

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I'd think we'd had a type A break-in if I were to come home to a clean house w/o having first had to nag to get it done!
 
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OMG that brought back a memory from my childhood.

My parents had a sliding glass door to their back yard. There was a large step down as you left the house. Our door was always dirty, given that we had a dog and several cats. My parents' best friends were used to it being dity. The ocuple was over one day and the husband stepped up into the house.

Except the door was closed and had been cleaned.

Bob beaned himself on the sliding door and left a massive nose smudge pretty high up (he was quite tall). I'm certain that he saw stars and tweeting birdies.

I seem to recall that we left the nose print for a long time as a way to warn Bob of when the door was closed!!
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My mom was at work one day recently and walked into a glass wall and fell!
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Now, I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.
 

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