One Broody Elephant named Horton

[bandbaustin]

I have a Broody Elephant named Horton for sale. He will sit on any type of egg for as long as it takes to hatch. I have used him many times for even the hardest eggs to crack. I can longer keep him due to my moving to Antarctica to study the mating habits of the Great Auk!! He needs a good home!!

 

[Southernbelle]

Don't you have a picture of the broody elephant? I need to see a picture before we complete this transaction.

 

[bandbaustin]

Here is a picture of him when he was hatched, he was so cute back then.

 

[NapsWithChickens]

Oh, my gosh!!!

 

[RAREROO]

If you look at my post for zebra eggs for sale, you can see where I am working on a meat hybrid cross between elephants and rhinos. I'll take him to use in my breeding program and set some of the zebra eggs.

 

[Nifty-Chicken]

DO NOT BUY THIS ELEPHANT! He's mentally unstable! He hears voices and talks to flowers and specs of dust!!

 

[RAREROO]

That's OK. One of my elephants tries to teach his cabbage how to speak spanish.

 

[ThePolishPrincess]

Quote:
So has Dr. Suess.

 

[PineBurrowPeeps]

I MUST have him. He'll fit right in!

 

[Chicks_N_Horses]