One of these days…

[Loopeend]

I bet that was the German duck who said that!

No, no. no. You might have heard me saying in the past 'One day I am going to kill this Black German screamer' but you read it wrong. I meant 'One day I am going to compose a classical tribute on the piano about this beautifull unique voice this duck has in the middle of the night, every hour'. The black German duck just told me so. It also tells me you just read everything TOTALLY wrong. And you just don't understand her unique vocal qualities. And you are too old to understand music from young people born in 2017 anyway.

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

No, no. no. You might have heard me saying in the past 'One day I am going to kill this Black German screamer' but you read it wrong. I meant 'One day I am going to compose a classical tribute on the piano about this beautifull unique voice this duck has in the middle of the night, every hour'. The black German duck just told me so. It also tells me you just read everything TOTALLY wrong. And you just don't understand her unique vocal qualities. And you are too old to understand music from young people born in 2017 anyway.

Your duck is right: I have no clue who is making those weird noises on the radio, Britney Aguilera or Christina Spears. Oh wait they';re already old too…

 

[Loopeend]

Your duck is right: I have no clue who is making those weird noises on the radio, Britney Aguilera or Christina Spears. Oh wait they';re already old too…

So you are also into making the new generation of music on the radio solely run by ducks? (asking for a friend).

 

[Texag87]

Seriously?! - They're not even one year old. At what age are duckies being slaughtered in the industry?

7 weeks, 15 weeks, and 23 weeks. The best time is when they have the least pin feathers. Beyond that yous are getting tough like an old bull. Besides, you know you could not do it anyway.

 

[JenInNev]

Yesterday was "do I wring his neck or not" day with Beesby (drake). He is picking on the Pekin hen to the point she looked exhausted and frazzled. He's gone from Leisure Suit Larry in the hot tub to land shark over night. I did jail him yesterday after he started in on her (dry land is really hard on the females) AND the other drake (much more of a gentleman, he waits for action in the pool). Trying to find Beesby a home with more females.

 

[JenInNev]

7 weeks, 15 weeks, and 23 weeks. The best time is when they have the least pin feathers. Beyond that yous are getting tough like an old bull. Besides, you know you could not do it anyway.

Good to know. May have a drake for the freezer if he doesn't find a new home.

 

[Miss Lydia]

If you want to keep him there’s always drake jail till fall.

 

[DuckWhisperer06]

Please don’t hesitate to do something with the drake. We lost our favorite female to an overactive drake a few months back. We’ve since given him to a friend of ours to keep on their pond and I would’ve done so sooner if I had known.

 

[Newbie6789]

Snow shovel is a great herding tool. Also fantastic for shoveling shavings.

Also great to keeping broody hens from nipping you!

 

[Canadian Wind]

Trying to revive old threads, Hillbilly?

There are many times I've wanted to strangle one of them. This year I opted for excluding all the drakes by tossing them out of the pen during the day. They were getting ridiculous!

I've also, in the past, had to gather up a posse to round them up and get them to bed.