You tube is your friend. Also, the best way to keep a secret is don't tell anyone.
The squirrels around my place drop from lead poisoning. Durndest thing. They shouldn't ingest lead. And they are made of protein.
My current crop of dogs like to chase them, but not during nap time, eating time, if it's too hot, if it's too cold, sometimes the sun is too bright or maybe they are just taking a day off. From what, I don't know. The wild bird seed just doesn't last long. Bird seed appears bad for their health too.
Funny thing about the dogs, they are VERY interested in the chickens. We keep having talks about job responsibilities. I don't think they are taking me seriously.
On a bright note, haven't seen opossum in the backyard. The one in the front yard didn't stick around.
If you need an alibi, we never had this conversation.