Our Daily Laugh! (Pics, Videos, or Stories)

[BoundlessLove]

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember all the things I forgot to do.

 

[BoundlessLove]

When I was in high school permanent waves were all the rage for high and curly teenage girl hairdos.
One day during class a teenage boy made a very profound statement as we girls were discussing hair.
He said, “I don’t know why they are called permanents if you have to keep getting them.”
SO True!!

 

[BoundlessLove]

When my dad was about twelve years old, he had taken my uncle, who was a year older but mentally challenged, for a walk to town.
On the way back, they were standing on the street corner and my dad noticed the fire alarm button on a pole.
My dad told my uncle that if he would push the button that Santa would come.
My uncle got excited and, of course, he pushed the button.
My dad hid behind the bushes thinking he would be safe.
The fire truck shows up and the fireman asks my uncle why he pushed the button.
My uncle, “My brother told me Santa would come.”
The fireman, “Where is your brother?”
My uncle, “He’s hiding over there behind the bushes.”

 

[BoundlessLove]

Saw this funny quote and had to share:
Nowadays, people are prisoners of their own phones, now we know why they are called “cell” phones.

 

[BoundlessLove]

Went to the gym today with my oldest daughter.
She was doing her leg workout and I was standing there waiting on her.
We were right beside the window and I looked out.
There was a Chic-fil-A just across the street and all I could think about was a peach milkshake.
I didn’t get much exercise, but I did get an ice cream after we left the gym.

 

[BoundlessLove]

You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well pee while I’m here.” ~Maxine

 

[ChickenChick46]

My youngest daughters are 13 and 11, and they've got vocabularies well beyond their years. They crack me up on a daily basis. Some gems from recently:

"Those straps were the bane of my existence for as long as I had that thing." This in reference to a weirdly strapped shirt she was getting rid of. (Youngest)

"I'm going to take this as hard evidence that a heinous crime has been committed against one of your houseplants." As she walks in the kitchen holding a yellow gnat tap from my hanging basket, which has cat fur stuck to it. She was not wrong! (Youngest)

"That kitten wouldn't need to be held if you hadn't coddled her every second since she was born." Oldest daughter, in exasperation, when youngest asked her to please hold the kitten so she could eat. We've got a stray mama with a litter of 2 girls that are 2 weeks old. As this is nothing new for us (we're overrun with strays around here. We bring them in if they'll let us, then spay them), they're very experienced with kitten raising.

 

[BoundlessLove]

My youngest daughters are 13 and 11, and they've got vocabularies well beyond their years. They crack me up on a daily basis. Some gems from recently:

"Those straps were the bane of my existence for as long as I had that thing." This in reference to a weirdly strapped shirt she was getting rid of. (Youngest)

"I'm going to take this as hard evidence that a heinous crime has been committed against one of your houseplants." As she walks in the kitchen holding a yellow gnat tap from my hanging basket, which has cat fur stuck to it. She was not wrong! (Youngest)

"That kitten wouldn't need to be held if you hadn't coddled her every second since she was born." Oldest daughter, in exasperation, when youngest asked her to please hold the kitten so she could eat. We've got a stray mama with a litter of 2 girls that are 2 weeks old. As this is nothing new for us (we're overrun with strays around here. We bring them in if they'll let us, then spay them), they're very experienced with kitten raising.

How funny! I bet your girls keep you in stitches.
They remind me of Anne “spelled with an E, of course” and waiting until one of them uses “depths of despair.”

 

[ChickenChick46]

How funny! I bet your girls keep you in stitches.
They remind me of Anne “spelled with an E, of course” and waiting until one of them uses “depths of despair.”

They really do! I never know exactly what they are going to say.

Anne books are some of my absolute favorites! I actually re-read the series just a few months ago. And yes, my girls can be very similar, right down to the imaginations! "Depths of despair" is likely to come up one day!

 

[BoundlessLove]