One day a Panda Bear walked into a fancy restaurant, he sat down , ordered a large meal and then proceeded to eat it all.
When he was finished he stood up pulled out two handguns and unloaded them into the ceiling, then he started for the Door!!
Hey wait a minute yelled the owner, what's the big Idea he asked.....
The Panda said I'm a Panda Bear look it up in the dictionary, and out he walked.
The owner got out his trusty Websters Dictionary and looked up Panda Bear
Panda Bear.....Eats shoots and leaves!!!!
When he was finished he stood up pulled out two handguns and unloaded them into the ceiling, then he started for the Door!!
Hey wait a minute yelled the owner, what's the big Idea he asked.....
The Panda said I'm a Panda Bear look it up in the dictionary, and out he walked.
The owner got out his trusty Websters Dictionary and looked up Panda Bear
Panda Bear.....Eats shoots and leaves!!!!
