XD!!!!*Starlight steals my phone and begins typing*
THE LIST COULD GO ON FOR MILES! YOU ARE MAKING CHICKENDOM SEEM LIKE SIMPLETONS!!!
WHO POOPS ON YOUR DECK TO REMIND YOU IT'S PAST DUE TIME TO CLEAN IT?!
WHO WORKS DAY AND NIGHT JUST TO GENERATE BREAKFAST?!
WHO TILLS YOUR GARDENS?!
WHO ADDS FRESH FERTILIZER WHILE AT IT?!
WHO PECKED YOUR HOMEWORK TO OBLIGERATED BITS?!
WHO TOLERATES BEING TIRELESSLY "PETTED"? (I CALL IT WIPING YOUR HANDS ON ME!!!)