Peeps Against Twilight club

[Danceswithchicks]

Whatever happened to sexy, creepy vampires who aren't sparkly? Edward should dissolve in the sunlight.

 

[scbatz33]

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Who's got the Holy Water? Garlic oil? Wooden stakes? Crucifix??? Anyone??????

 

[Bleepmunk]

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Who's got the Holy Water? Garlic oil? Wooden stakes? Crucifix??? Anyone??????

I think PK has them!!

 

[Danceswithchicks]

I can get the stakes, and I might have some silver! Let me think of what I have...

 

[Bleepmunk]

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ALRIGHT!

 

[Danceswithchicks]

Just for fun, Edward should make Bella a vampire and then we could destroy both of them! Do garlic-smelling dog farts count? If so my dog should meet with Edward.

 

[Kesta]

i think the twilight vamps r a bit um tougher than that lol. they dont melt in sunlight. and there skin is hard as diamonds. good luck gettin a wooden stake through a diamond! XD

 

[Danceswithchicks]

First I'll use a diamond studded jigsaw to make a hole and then drive the stake in. Sparkly skin is a sissy thing.
Dracula can cream Edward-Sissy-Face.

 

[Year of the Rooster]

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Actually, he does turn her into a vampire to save her from "death".

 

[Danceswithchicks]

Well then, step one has been taken care of.