The funniest vampire movie is "Dracula: Dead and Loving it!" (So funny, I only saw the end though)
Also, I am keeping a pile of wood stakes in my barn for Edward Cullen. LOL!
I have found heaven and I am not leaving! My two favorite things in the same place!
I read the first two books and then had to stop because my brain was melting! The only reason I read the books was because some friends of mine, that I thought were intelligent well educated people, suggested I read them. I fear for our education system when college graduates read such a book and call it good literature.
Vampires: Soulless, bloodsucking undead that burn in sunlight and are good only for raking in major cash. (Read Monster Hunter International to understand the last part)
Werewolves: Significantly cooler, but still evil, and even better for getting rich quick. Silver bullets (or crossbow bolts) are great for hunting them.