The second one, you just can't get caught! Bribe neighbors with eggs lol
Or claim they move around so much you can't get an accurate count.
That's what I do. The best part is, this becomes more believable the more chickens you have. Once you get past about 50 or so, no one really expects you to have an accurate count anymore.

Or claim they move around so much you can't get an accurate count.
That's what I do. The best part is, this becomes more believable the more chickens you have. Once you get past about 50 or so, no one really expects you to have an accurate count anymore.
This is SO true! Hubby had no idea that we had almost 100 chickens running around outside at one point last year lol. Honestly, I don't really even know how many we have at the moment lol
You guys are forgetting the cardinal rule of chicken math... Roosters don't count, neither do chicks, neither do young pullets that haven't started laying, or older hens who don't eat much or lay, or eggs in the incubator...
Fluffy butt, I think you came to the bar instead of the AA meeting.

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