Pet names that are just plain weird?

I've got a dog named moose, a roo named kamikazi, he only has one eye and dives in his food and runs away from the other chickens.
My old hound was named six-pack. My horse is named sundae, She was born 2 minutes before monday and is a paint.
My daughters pig is named 8-ball, and her dog is named gus, from lonesome dove.
My cat is named cisco after the horse in dancing with the wolves.
My parakeet is named amoco, caught him in the parking lot of a gas station.
And last but not least is donald the canary, he has a messed up hair do.
 
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I have a mix D'Uccle hen named "Funny face", and a Blue Slpash Cochin bantam named "The one with glasses".
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I have a dog named Dog, I get some funny looks when calling him
A bantam cochin hen named Bucket, I was sure she was taken by a hawk as a chick and found her a day later under an overturned bucket
A bantam cochin cross roo named Crooks, he has a crossed beak so it made since to me in some weird way lol
Muskovy drake named Roland, after a character in a Stephen King book
Muscovy drake named Kilo, just because
Pekin hen names Duck Duck

Im sure there are lots of others but with 100+ animals that all have weird little names thats too many to list lol
 
I named one of my chickens Quasimodo because she has a weird looking neck and another named Skunkbutt (she was a pasty butt chick when I got her). I have had a cat named Stowaway, and another cat named Catdog, a chocolate lab name Droste (dutch for chocolate). I really enjoy weird names for my pets
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I have a dog called Kitty and the other is Sugar. I had a friend who named his dog "Dee Oh Gee"
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My DD named her snake Cosmo P. Ophis...ophis is either greek or latin(I get my languages mixed up sometimes) for snake.

ETA I forgot about my muscovy drake named barcode. His wing feathers looked like a barcode when he was filling out, now he is just black though.
 
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I have a green parakeet names Sugar
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She acted innocent and adorable when I got her, but now she's super sassy and LOVES interrupting phone calls (especially work calls- the more important the better) with her loud "CH-CH-CH-CHH-FWEEP FWEEP FEWWP CHIRP BLEE".
 
I sold a pug puppy that the people promptly named Marlon.... Would not be a big deal if my name was not Marlon.....

Same family has a black dog named N@#$%. I would not care about that ether if there weren't kids in an out of that house....
 
I have a pair of tom cat brothers that are named Lenny and Squiggy, of course I have a couple of hens that are Lavern and Shirley. Then there is Bug the cat, and Achmed the terrifying terrorist. He drools and eenie is scared of him.
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I also have Puppy the 12 year old Komondor. I tried to name him Cordy, but he has never come to that name. The breeder had called all of his siblings puppy, so it stuck on him.

Growing up we had a cat name Tiglathpilazor. My Dad named him We also had a pair of kittens that were named Peanut butter and Jelly. I had cat named Puter for awhile. and the best dog we have ever owned was Berber.
 

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