Pet Peeves

[tripletfeb]

THIS LITTLE JERK is cheesing me right off. Keeps flipping himself over so I had to pull him out of the main pen and put him in baby jail by my desk to keep an eye on him.
View attachment 3324464

Holy crap, he's so tiny!

 

[azurbanclucker]

Holy crap, he's so tiny!

about the size of a silver dollar. I should weigh him. but it'll be in the tens of grams at most.

 

[tripletfeb]

about the size of a silver dollar. I should weigh him. but it'll be in the tens of grams at most.

I would, legit, lose him

 

[azurbanclucker]

I would, legit, lose him

Normally They go into the combo 200 gallon plastic stock bucket/brooder/tortoise indoor habitat, but he's being unusually dorky and I don't have room for that tank in my office, so he's in a little 5 gallon nanocube.

 

[nuthatched]

When you've applied to a business twice, never gotten any responses and next time you shop there, there's a new hire who looks like a weeded Uncle Fester in a Chernobyl storm drain. His name tag says 'Frog'.
"I was less preferred than this?! Seriously?! I lost to Frog?!

 

[tripletfeb]

When you've applied to a business twice, never gotten any responses and next time you shop there, there's a new hire who looks like a weeded Uncle Fester in a Chernobyl storm drain. His name tag says 'Frog'.
"I was less preferred than this?! Seriously?! I lost to Frog?!

I'm sorry to laugh but that mental image is killing me!

 

[azurbanclucker]

When you've applied to a business twice, never gotten any responses and next time you shop there, there's a new hire who looks like a weeded Uncle Fester in a Chernobyl storm drain. His name tag says 'Frog'.
"I was less preferred than this?! Seriously?! I lost to Frog?!

I lost it at "Chernobyl storm drain"

 

[Hayden Goseek]

"I was less preferred than this?! Seriously?! I lost to Frog?!

I'm not sure what the purpose of Human Resources is today but I'm sure it's NOT finding qualified candidates and hiring them. I applied to a local hospital years ago. They called me TWO YEARS later to see if I was still interested.
"Of course! I've been living under this overpass for two years just waiting for a chance to work at your Shining Hospital on the Hill!"

 

[nuthatched]

free shipping!
oh?
*on orders over $100.
oh.

 

[nuthatched]

Go potty........

It's 35 degrees, go potty, I'm not coming out here again.
............
Hurry up.

Go pot-ty!
Don't jump on me, go potty!
Good girl, good sniffing.

Where'd did you go?
Where are you?

How long have you been inside?!
. . .leave me out in the cold, talking to no one....