Pet Peeves

[Miami Leghorn]

Probably never told a lie either or rolled through a stop sign. Just because you have an argument doesn’t mean you’re not happy. It just means you disagreed about something.

Although some women make it a career to be disagreeable.Some are so good at it, you must wonder if they graduated Magna Cum Laude at Biiatch University.Combative Studies. PHD.

 

[Miami Leghorn]

My husband grabbed me last night while we were sitting on the couch and said, "Don't be scared!'
There was a long pause... And nothing happened.
I turned to look at him and said, "What?"
He told me he had to sneeze but it petered out.
So glad he warned me. His sneezes always startle me because they're ridiculously loud.

I warned my wife the same way but it's not sneezing it's actually a Fajita fart from lunch.

 

[Isadora]

I warned my wife the same way but it's not sneezing it's actually a Fajita fart from lunch.

Warnings are always appreciated.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I can’t sneeze loud for some reason its so quiet

My sister went for decades with out sneezing.
She would do several 'Ahh's' but never a 'Chooo'.
When she finally sneezed. every one was shocked.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

See the following movies for relevant data points:
Airplane I & II
Naked Gun trilogy
Almost any British TV comedy series

Butidigress

/end of line.

And don't call me surly.

 

[Miami Leghorn]

And don't call me surly.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Is that like somebody who plastered grass to there butt with tire lube

Ah, there's another one! When people say, "the buttcrack of dawn." Please, folks, that's a very repulsive image. The poetic term is simply, "the crack of dawn," and it has nothing to do with what you see when the plumber is under your kitchen sink.

 

[Miami Leghorn]

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Oh shyt I'm in the money. Isa's awarded me a lol emoji.



Edit....

Almost...

 

[Sara S]

My sister went for decades with out sneezing.
She would do several 'Ahh's' but never a 'Chooo'.
When she finally sneezed. every one was shocked.

Wow

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Then they need to get a life. Or a job. Or a hobby

Grammar? Is grammar important? It's kind of sad to me when people cannot speak their own native tongue in a meaningful and intelligent way. It can limit their potential for earning a significant income, for one thing.