Being asked if you are doing kind things for someone of the opposite sex just so you can get them to sleep with you. Like, what!? How do you get "I want to do the honky-tonk with you." from "oh, you are alone? I will be happy to hang out with you and feed you."? People in my life need to stop thinking that I am "thirsty". Unless they are offering me ice cold orange juice, I am not looking for a drink.
I need this tattoed somewhere obvious: "I give all that I have, not because I have much, but because I know what it is like to have nothing."
I know it does not seem it from some of the things I say online, but I am not a horrible person. I am not happy unless those around me are happy, and if you are unhappy, I am going to do everything within my power to make you happy. If I see someone hungry, I do not care who you are, I will feed you, even if it means giving up my own share. Others come first, and I expect nothing in return (unless you are family. Then you can at least take out the garbage for me).