Pet Peeves

Yoe-see-mite!
Yoe- sem- a- nee.

Seriously. When my ex discovered him pronouncing Yosemite this way made me twitch, scream and frown, he ALWAYS pronounced it that way.

Notice, I said he is an ex. :mad::smack
 
Spending 12 minutes looking for your phone, just to realize that the flashlight you are using IS your phone. 🤦🏻‍♀️
Talking to someone on the phone, practically in tears, telling them. "I can't find my phone ANYWHERE....!"

Yeah.
 
Hi! We're contacting you about a valuable offer for your property.
We get mail offers for our vacant property often. I toss 'em or burn them in the wood stove.

I got a text a few months ago:

Them: Is this Sally?
Me: Who wants to know?
Them: So-and-so with Thus-and-Such Realty. If we could get you the offer of your dreams would you like to list your house with us?
Me: No. Never. Not at any price. We will leave here horizontally.

I haven't gotten another text like that, but I suppose I will eventually.
 
We get mail offers for our vacant property often. I toss 'em or burn them in the wood stove.

I got a text a few months ago:

Them: Is this Sally?
Me: Who wants to know?
Them: So-and-so with Thus-and-Such Realty. If we could get you the offer of your dreams would you like to list your house with us?
Me: No. Never. Not at any price. We will leave here horizontally.

I haven't gotten another text like that, but I suppose I will eventually.
They almost all go to spam now, but I get many a week. I used to answer with "I need to clear one million after paying off the note and all the associated fees and taxes. If you aren't a serious player at that price, delete my number".

None of them ever seemed interested...
 
I was hoping, earlier, to see this thread, so I could post something I was peeved about.

But now I can't remember what it was I was peeved about.

So now I'm peeved at myself. :he
It's going around.
I've been trying to catch up on 'things you wish you could say' and I ended up forgetting the thing I wish I could say...
 

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