Peter Pippin

CluckyCharms

Songster
7 Years
Sep 28, 2012
1,454
77
198
Missouri, but Montana in my dreams
My Coop
My Coop
A pristinely plumed Padovana named Peter Pippin
persistently pecked a plenitude of positively
perturbed preening pullets. If Peter Pippin, the
pristinely plumed Padovana, persistently pecked
a plenitude of positively perturbed preening pullets,
how many positively perturbed preening pullets perhaps
pondered the possibility of permanently petrifying
Peter Pippin (the pristinely plumed Padovana)?
Patience paid off when the positively perturbed preening pullets
placed Peter Pippin in a peculiar position and proceeded to
permanently petrify his pristine plumes.

Friendly fowl found fodder of the aforementioned
feathered fiend in Farmer Fred's fields.
Focusing on farmer Fred's Fields they found full
factual findings that finally freed the female fowl of foul play.
Farmer Fred was found guilty of fraudulently fooling
the friendly fowl who found the fodder. Farmer Fred failed to find
factual fortitude in these findings, but was found forevermore guilty of
the fatality of the aforementioned feathered fiend.
Female fowl rejoiced in their freedom and successful framing of Farmer Fred.


And that my friends, fully explains the origins of the first fryer!​
 
Last edited:
Minding your 'P's and 'F's are you?
lau.gif
 

New posts New threads Active threads

Back
Top Bottom