A pristinely plumed Padovana named Peter Pippin persistently pecked a plenitude of positively perturbed preening pullets. If Peter Pippin, the pristinely plumed Padovana, persistently pecked a plenitude of positively perturbed preening pullets, how many positively perturbed preening pullets perhaps pondered the possibility of permanently petrifying Peter Pippin (the pristinely plumed Padovana)? Patience paid off when the positively perturbed preening pullets placed Peter Pippin in a peculiar position and proceeded to permanently petrify his pristine plumes. Friendly fowl found fodder of the aforementioned feathered fiend in Farmer Fred's fields. Focusing on farmer Fred's Fields they found full factual findings that finally freed the female fowl of foul play. Farmer Fred was found guilty of fraudulently fooling the friendly fowl who found the fodder. Farmer Fred failed to find factual fortitude in these findings, but was found forevermore guilty of the fatality of the aforementioned feathered fiend. Female fowl rejoiced in their freedom and successful framing of Farmer Fred. And that my friends, fully explains the origins of the first fryer!
