Poll Time:. Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip

[Kiki]

I know!!
Like... Whoah.

The backwards hand KILLS me now.

 

[citymeetscountry]

I grew up with Miracle Whip. As an adult, I find it's too sugary, and there's something about the texture that's not quite right. I appreciate the fewer calories, but when I'm looking for something neutral for a sandwich I use olive oil mayo.

A similar comparison would be butter and margarine. Although I feel like there are stronger opinions on this. I had an old coworker of mine tell me margarine is one step away from being plastic. Well... A lot of chemical compounds are one step away from "kill you"... and, fight me, margarine crisps bread in the frying pan for a grilled cheese/grilled melt sandwich in a superior, less oily way than butter.

Try the mayo for your grilled cheese instead of the margarine

 

[ShrekDawg]

I I'm going to pretend I did not read this.

THANK YOU!!! Knew it was not just me. My taste buds may be defective but that’s just sick

 

[Painted Calls]

Try the mayo for your grilled cheese instead of the margarine

That's what I do too. It works great!

 

[Kiki]

I mean...my nephew was born without one...so

(In all seriousness he was, thankfully for skilled doctors and successful surgeries)

Poor baby. Can he poop now?

 

[shawluvsbirds]

THANK YOU!!! Knew it was not just me. My taste buds may be defective but that’s just sick

Don't knock it till ya try it!

 

[ShrekDawg]

@shawluvsbirds the Dawg said "ew" to food that you like.

I know!!
Like... Whoah.

That I did!!!

I know. You already enlightened me on that fact when it happened.

I know for next year...

Yeah well it never hurts to enlighten you again!!!

We already proved that your taste buds are defective.

Yes but still

 

[ShrekDawg]

Don't knock it till ya try it!

I might consider it. Maybe. Probably not.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

That's what I do too. It works great!

No no no. MIRACLE WHIP goes inside the grilled cheese with the cheese. Butter or margarine on the outside.

 

[Kiki]

Don't knock it till ya try it!

She hasn't tried those goat balls either...mountain things.
What did y'all call them?