electrycmonk
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Mmmmmm. Mmmmmm. Mmmmmm.I need someone who can sew. I'll murder them, skin them, and tan them. Are you offering your services for putting together this masterpiece?
I'm thinking Raquel Welch style.
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Raquel.... That's some eye candy, still.
(Coughs) as for services. Sadly no. I can't offer that - regardless how much fun that it could be. I still have some tanned hides I've got for making a couple Kilts from for myself still on the back closet shelf.
I could offer advice on how to estimate the quantity of them moles to harvest for such a historical bikini as that one.
You'll likely need something north of 75-100 moles for such a outfit. Especially if the cup size is in need of some improvised support.