Popcorn, just another hillbilly rooster

[andreanar]

Welcome!!

 

[The Moonshiner]

Nice to meet you Kernel Popcorn. Please go easy on us humans. Some just don't have the brains of chickens but, do the best they can.

I might of met a few of those.
I'm from the land of good ol boys that spend more money on their pick up trucks then an education. And then drive them around with a rag for a gas cap.
My grandma used to always say "boy if brains were leather you wouldn't have enough to saddle a June bug.

 

[Kernel Popcorn]

Moonshiner
Your grandma always was a smart woman.
How you been? Its been a coons age.

 

[The Moonshiner]

Finer then frogs hair. U?
Has been a while. Thinking the last time was when your episode of cops aired.

 

[Kernel Popcorn]

Happier then a hog in $**t.
That's funny. Coming from someone who's family had a recurring role on Springer.

 

[rjohns39]

Popcorn, you have become my source of entertainment. So please keep it up. And monshiner one day we have to chat privately,...

 

[Kernel Popcorn]

Popcorn, you have become my source of entertainment. So please keep it up. And monshiner one day we have to chat privately,...

You know when you're a youngin cockerel you gotsa do something to be of value or you'll go under the ax fur sure.
Comedy was my answer. I never got funny but you know that old saying " if at first you don't succeed keep try in cause if you suck at being funny not much hope you'll succeed at anything.
Failure to face reality and being hard headed ended up savin me more than a few times.

 

[rjohns39]

You get another win here but let's get serious for a sec... Give me a good recipe for rum, bourbon, etc... Vodka and Gin are also good options.

 

[Kiki]

Happier then a hog in $**t.
That's funny. Coming from someone who's family had a recurring role on Springer.