Popcorn, just another hillbilly rooster

[Kernel Popcorn]

Hey you all my name's Kernel Popcorn but everyone calls me Popcorn.
Picked the name up cause I guess I lived off popcorn in my chick days and the name stuck like a tick on a fat dog.
I've been keeping front yard humans all my life. I think I know quite a bit about them but at times I still feel as confused as a fart in a fan factory. Hoping I can find some answers here.
I've been a lot of places and have done a lot of things but my home has always been in the Ozark hills of southern Missouri.
I have a little place down yonder in Beaverlick hollow.
Its a less then modest place one of my humans put together. Tin roof, dirt floor and every wall is caddywhompus. Not bad though from someone that's bout as useless as a back pocket on a T shirt.
Tickled as a teen girl with her second cousin to be here and meet everyone.

Ok so my first question. If so many things out there taste like chicken then why are you humans still eating so many of us?

 

[Lamaremybabies]

Kernel Popcorn!

Lovely to meet you, to answer your question there's just nothing quite as good as the real thing. haha

 

[Pork Pie]

Hi and welcome to BYC - thanks for joining us. It's too early in the morning, where I am to be witty in response to your question - sorry

 

[Lazy Farmer]

 

[blackdust951]

hello and welcome to backyard chickens!thank you for joining us

 

[Kiki]

Welcome to Backyardchickens.com aka BYC!
We are so glad you joined our flock.
Jump right in and make yourself at home.

This video will help you learn how to navigate this site:

 

[Kernel Popcorn]

Thank you all for the warm welcome.
And thanks for the video. Hopefully it'll help. I was feeling as lost as last years Easter eggs.

 

[rjohns39]

Hi there popcorn and welcome to BYC What a great intro and sorry as one of the other posters pointed out there's nothing like the real thing raised on grass with good supplemental feed.

 

[Kernel Popcorn]

You humans will eat anything.
You'll know what all these country folk here parts will eat.
I've seen 'em pick up roadkill to eat and them city humans are just as bad. Sushi? Really?, round here it's called "bait". And used to catch food not be food.
I'm old, tough and greasy as a shade tree mechanics hands so no worries for me.

 

[drumstick diva]

Nice to meet you Kernel Popcorn. Please go easy on us humans. Some just don't have the brains of chickens but, do the best they can.