post what ever u want whoever post the craziest thing wins !!!!

[chicken3fly]

Yes.... did I forget something?

yeah you forgot the #socraz

 

[chicken3fly]

I made this, and have no regrets.
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you win today

 

[chickenlittle21]

I stepped in toady doo doo and it smells like ducky doo doo combined with chlorine
#socraz

 

[chicken3fly]

I stepped in toady doo doo and it smells like ducky doo doo combined with chlorine
#socraz

You win today!

 

[chicken3fly]

There was a crocodile on a log. Where did the crocodile eat lunch? He ate it on the moon, then he went to Mars and gulped up some mud. Then he ate pickles made out of daddy long leg spiders.....and then he jumped and landed on the sun. and as he was leaving he ate the sun and the people on earth could not turn on their lights so they went down the the middle of the earth and everyone and everything disappeared..... except the crocodile and his log, plus some poison ivy for lunch.

You will win tomorrow (sorry I already announced a winner for today )

 

[chicken3fly]

@Starburst i think you would like this

 

[Starburst]

The quiet pond was erupted with a splash.
As the fish jumped away,
the lily pads thrashed.
A frog is sitting alone today
he is thinking of his life.
Thinking of his life so far away
cuts through his heart like a knife.
But if he did so ever stay
he may never have forgiven
the lily pad on the rock
from which he was driven.
And to this day the birds will mock
the frog that sat so still.
I hope he died peacefully,
upon a flowered hill.

#socraz

 

[chicken3fly]

The quiet pond was erupted with a splash.
As the fish jumped away,
the lily pads thrashed.
A frog is sitting alone today
he is thinking of his life.
Thinking of his life so far away
cuts through his heart like a knife.
But if he did so ever stay
he may never have forgiven
the lily pad on the rock
from which he was driven.
And to this day the birds will mock
the frog that sat so still.
I hope he died peacefully,
upon a flowered hill.

#socraz

not exactly funny but you are an amazing poet!

 

[Starburst]

not exactly funny but you are an amazing poet!

Thank you so much! Sorry, I'll try to think of something more funny, that one just came off the top of my head first.

 

[OmnipotentOrpington]

There once was a man that was blue
He had no idea what to do
He was so out of luck
And covered in muck
From that paint "Ocean Rendezvous"
(I was challenged to do it under a minute!!)