post your Funny pranks from work or home.

[sewchick]

My favorite one is to put clear tape around the water sprayer that is on the sink. When you turn on the water they get soaked. Not real sure if todays sinks come with a sprayer. Most younger folk have dish washers.

Another:
Tie a string to a house. Go and get a gob of hard pitch, rosin. Now take the rosin and rub it up and down the string. It's a terrible sound in the house. It's called a devils fiddle. Course.... make sure it's someone you know with a good sense of humor.

I pulled a lot of stunts way back in the day 30yrs+ ago but I think this is not the place to post that crap I did way back when. Geez, today I would probably be in jail for some of it. We sure did have some fun though.

I tied down a good many horns in my day. My poor Parents.

 

[Wildsky]

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I love Snipe hunting

I learned how to hunt when I was about 19 and 3 sheets to the wind

ETA: I've got this huge box of Saran Wrap that I bought from Costco about 5 years ago that I've been thinking about using to wrap my moms car up. She though it was hilarious when I mentioned that I wanted to do it to my dad's car. So I think I'll do it to her's instead.

Post pic's when you do!

 

[bheila]

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I love Snipe hunting

I learned how to hunt when I was about 19 and 3 sheets to the wind

ETA: I've got this huge box of Saran Wrap that I bought from Costco about 5 years ago that I've been thinking about using to wrap my moms car up. She though it was hilarious when I mentioned that I wanted to do it to my dad's car. So I think I'll do it to her's instead.

Post pic's when you do!

If my husband wasn't working a double shift tonight I'd do it tonight. Now I'm all excited

 

[MandyH]

I grew up with a mother that was hell bent on scaring us everytime we came around a corner. Me and my sister are unscarable because of it, but my husband and my dad are the biggest suckers alive. One thing I do all the time that makes my husband crazy is slap his leg and scream gotcha while he is driving. I wait until it's really quiet and just do it really fast. He will just fold up he jumps so bad. One night mom and dad were getting ready for bed, mom got in the bed while dad was brushing his teeth. I slid under the bed and waited for him to come out. He came out of the bathroom, cut the light off, and sat on the side of the bed to take his houseshoes off. When he got one foot in the bed I slowly wrapped my hand around his his other ankle!!!! I have NEVER seen a man scream like a girk that bad in my life!!!!!! It was priceless.

 

[rooster-red]

I've been in the auto parts business for over 2 decades and ocasionally we get a new employee that thinks they know all there is about the automotive world, so my manager puts them with me for training. Some of them think that all they need to be trained on is how to look up stuff on the computer, one even told me he'd teach me a few things.

So I tell this guy to look up a water pump for a 1983 Corvette.

Seems easy enough, right?

He tries to look it up on the computer and tells me there is a glich because he can't find a corvette listed.
I point out where we keep the paper catalogs, and he starts to dig.

After this guy looks for about 30 minutes, telling me all the while that he can find it, just give him a minute, I break the news to him.

1983 is the only year from 1953 to current day that Chevy did not make a corvette.

Then I asked him what exactly would he like to teach me today?

 

[bheila]

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!! I only wish I could've been there for that. My son is terrified of the dark, so he had to go outside to the van last night to get something out of the van. I told my husband quick run outside and hide behind the fence. I opened the bedroom window just so I could hear the screams. I was laughing my butt off before he even scared him. It was one of those half cry screams

then my son turns around and hits my husband. Moments like that are priceless!

 

[congdon476]

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I love this- kids need a lesson or two taught like this more often.

 

[Wildsky]

Some of you are SO MEAN!

I get a fright at the drop of a hat, I'm so glad my hubby isn't mean like YOU!

I scream EVERY time I open one of those dang cardboard can thingies for bread rolls etc..... EVERYTIME it pops I scream!

 

[Southernbelle]

When we were first married I was in the bathroom of our apartment and saw a cricket - I didn't want to squish it, so I was looking around for something to put it in and take it outside. I grabbed a fancy box for jewlry and put the cricket in it. On the way out - my husband saw the box and thought it was a gift for him. He asks what's in the box, so I hand it to him and he opens it and the cricket pops out. I never heard a grown man scream like that. He still hasn't forgiven me.

Another time, he wanted a kiss, so he closed his eyes, puckered his lips and I picked up our dog and the dog licked him on the lips. He didn't think that was very funny either.

I was sorting through some boxes a friend gave me and I found a 6 ft long black rubber snake - very realistic and I jumped when I saw it. So I draped it all around myself and went to find my husband. I walked up to him and said - Look what I found! Oh the look on his face! Later that night, I put it in his shower for an early morning surprise - he tried to get me back by putting it in the chick brooder (with chicks) - thinking I would freak out that there was a snake in the brooder - but I was too wise to it by that time. I'm saving it for the spring and I'm going to put it on the seat of his lawnmower. He shouldn't be expecting that.

My mom hired a cleaning lady when we were kids and we hated her! So we always used to put a rubber band on the sink sprayer, tilt the cans in the pantry so when you open the door they fall, pull the cereal boxes over the fridge door so they fall when you open it, put goopy stuff on doorknobs, tie doors closed, etc. In retrospect, these tricks probably got my mom much more that the cleaning lady, but that didn't occur to us as kids.

 

[big greg barker]

When we were kids, my cousin Larry and I hid a little green garden snake in the coffee can that held the toilet paper in my Aunt Beulah's outhouse. Did I mention that Aunt Beulah was deathly afraid of snakes? We hid in the bushes waiting for her to use the outhouse for two hours. When the moment finally came, she came EXPLODING out of the outhouse with her undies in a bunch. Literally.
The woopin' we got was well deserved, but worth it.