post your jokes

[Chickenrandomness]

Quote:
es ist nacht, du brauchen nicht essen

specifically, ich brouche ein maschinegewehr 42. ich brauche es because ich finde gewehren prima

 

[Ukiah]

Quote:
es ist nacht, du brauchen nicht essen

specifically, ich brouche ein maschinegewehr 42. ich brauche es because ich finde gewehren prima

Danke Herr, fur mir mitteilte, dass es Nacht ist. xD
Viel Gluck mit dem Erhalten einer, mister

 

[The Breaker]

WAHT ARE YOU SAYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fierlin1182]

Ukiah: I don't know what you said, and I am very confused. And hungry.

Adam: It's Japanese.
Why are you hungry?! It's night! You have food in the morning (sorry, I didn't understand that part )
I need a machine gun.

Ukiah: I'm hungry because I haven't had lunch or dinner, because there was nothing to eat!
Why do you need a machine gun? I need a turtle.

Adam: It's night, you don't need to eat.
Specifically, I need a machine gun 42. I need it because I find guns awesome.

Ukiah: Thanks for the announcement that it's night time. Good luck getting a... (this sentence doesn't appear to be finished. )

 

[ChickenPeep]

I have a good one!

What do a grape and an airplane have in common?

 

[Fierlin1182]

They're both pressurised rounded objects, poke a hole in the skin and stuff comes out?

I don't know, clue me in.

 

[OwlLover]

Car in the desert (you know, those ones that are all rusty and can't run and are in the middle of nowhere?): I've been standing here for 50 years! You know something? I'm hot. Get outta here, bird! I'm not talking about being, you know a little uncomfortable, or a tad warm, or anything like that. I'M SAYING H-O-T HOT! Go on, bird, shoo! What I wouldn't give for a nice cool rainstorm. But, this is the desert. It hardly ever rains here.
*it begins to rain*
Rats. Now I'm all wet.
Bonus if you know where this comes from! = D

 

[Fierlin1182]

Really Geeky Things to do in an Elevator:

- Meow occasionally
- Make explosion noises whenever someone presses a button
- On a long ride, sway from side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator
- Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope

 

[StarLover21]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

(No, it's not to get to the other side. I'm not sure if you'll get this if you don't live somewhere in texas or this area)

 

[ChickenPeep]

What do an airplane and a grape have in common?

A: They both have wings, except for the grape!!