Presidential Candidates

[silkiecuddles]

Go George, Go! Us fluffy butts gotta stick together.

Of fluffy heads (in your case)

I'm so proud of him making it so far with just a small loan of a million dollars.

George likes to send meal worms to people who donate to his campaign, so keep an eye on your mail box

 

[silkiecuddles]

#voteforgeorge I don't want no peacock running my country!

 

[Athaid]

Of fluffy heads (in your case)
George likes to send meal worms to people who donate to his campaign, so keep an eye on your mail box

Worms through the letter box makes a nice change from all the chicken poop you send me.

 

[silkiecuddles]

Worms through the letter box makes a nice change from all the chicken poop you send me.

It's for compost, you person.

George does ask (kindly, of course) if next time you could send by check. A thousand pounds of pennies isn't very convenient on his banker.

 

[Athaid]

It's for compost, you person.

George does ask (kindly, of course) if next time you could send by check. A thousand pounds of pennies isn't very convenient on his banker.

So... It wasn't for insulation?

For*
How ungrateful, next time I shall send him directly to you.

 

[silkiecuddles]

So... It wasn't for insulation?
For*
How ungrateful, next time I shall send him directly to you.

Insulation certainly wasn't my intent for it.

No, as a matter of fact he was incredibly grateful. He hopped about the coop for the rest of the evening, singing your praises.

 

[Athaid]

Insulation certainly wasn't my intent for it.

No, as a matter of fact he was incredibly grateful. He hopped about the coop for the rest of the evening, singing your praises.

It's surprising how many uses poop has.

Tell George that I'll send him a tin of shortbread if he wins.

 

[silkiecuddles]

It's surprising how many uses poop has.

Tell George that I'll send him a tin of shortbread if he wins.

Yes, indeed it does. I made a lovely batch of gingerbread with some turkey feces last year for Thanksgiving. It was a big hit, needless to say, as was the live turkey dressed on the table

Make sure it's nut free. The Governor has high nut intolerance

 

[Athaid]

Yes, indeed it does. I made a lovely batch of gingerbread with some turkey feces last year for Thanksgiving. It was a big hit, needless to say, as was the live turkey dressed on the table

Make sure it's nut free. The Governor has high nut intolerance

The chocolate log last year did have a bit of an unusual tang to it.

EUGH, nuts. Never.

 

[TheKindaFarmGal]

Well, I was going to vote George. Then I saw poor Krispea needs more supporters. And is smart. George is just fluffy (fluffy is good!).

But George sends worms, meal worms! Argh!

I'll be back. I have to think this over.


Edited to add punctuation.