Finally, my nasty rooster is in the fridge! I just hate doing it. Every time. It's not the processing, it's the killing.
I have not been happy with bleeding them out. I figured I'd shoot myself in the eye if I tried a pellet gun. An ax is out of the question. My preference would be a captive bolt gun, but the cost is prohibitive.
So, I finally tried the broomstick method. This rooster was such a jerk that if I mucked it up, I wouldn't feel bad. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely would not want him to be afraid or suffer, but he was the perfect test subject since I had no emotional attachment to him other than we hated each other.
IT WAS SO QUICK AND EASY!!!!!! The best!
I did make a bit of a mistake while setting him up. I was putting gentle pressure on his neck, just getting my courage up to do it when I lost my balance and his head slipped out. I don't believe I hurt him--I just quickly put him back, yelled at my husband for not holding me since I already had told him I was not going to be able to keep my balance, and then just pulled hard and quick. Death throes immediately. It was EASY and instant.
I hung him up on a waiting hook and then tried to cut his carotid arteries like the books say but I had a hard time doing it because the blood had filled his neck under the skin and I couldn't pull the skin tight. I'll be more prepared for that next time--maybe I'll get a traffic cone so I will have a more rigid surface rather than having a bird swinging from a branch. The bonus was how easy the head came off.
There were a few challenges I saw with this method.
The biggest problem for me was keeping my balance. I'll be better prepared next time. I think to do it kindly, you need to set the bird up with the broomstick but not put weight on his neck--just enough pressure to hold the bird without hurting him (it would be easy to crush the bones in the neck before you even try to dislocate the neck). I have to have everything set up, take a deep breath and be mentally prepared before I kill them. I don't want to hurt him while I am finding my resolve. Since my head injury two years ago, my balance hasn't been the best. Add the stress of killing another creature--not good.
The next was finding a surface. I didn't want to hurt him, so didn't want a hard surface. I would be interested to find out what other people who do this use.
I should have mentally prepared before I put the bird's head down, but since I hadn't done it before I didn't know how easily his head would slip out.
Cutting the carotid arteries was a challenge. The neck filled with blood. I don't know where that blood came from. There a lot of veins and arteries that run up through the vertebrae. They would be severed by the dislocation. Maybe the carotid arteries/jugular veins were severed. I don't know. The neck was just filled with blood, even the meat of the neck. I did let him hang and bled him out but it wasn't the same as when I killed them by bleeding them out.
Thank you to whoever suggested gloves for my cracked finger tips. It worked!
Question about meat safety/quality:
The reason I slaughtered this bird today was because yesterday when I was pruning a tree in my yard and he was attacking me, he got winded just repeatedly jumping and attacking the shovel I had in my hand. When I cleaned him, I was really careful to get the lungs and trachea out to have a really good look. He has some lesions in the lungs, black areas. No evidence of pus or anything like that, just smudges of black throughout the lungs. I did a lot of thin slices and had a really good look. Everything else looked really healthy. I was really thorough looking at his organs and trachea right up to the back of his mouth. I've never looked this closely at lungs before.
Can I make soup out of him? Is he safe to eat? He was almost two years old.
Hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas.