Prokta's Relationship Advice Column

[Ec_Prokta]

I can try! What do you need help with?

 

[Tanichca]

Dear doctor Prokta:
I'm back, because I have more issues that time magazine.
Latest one: I told Gabe today that I felt as though our friendship was failing, and i really do feel like that, but he doesn't. I know that telling him I was crushing on him really ruined it, and now that I'm pretty much over him, I was hoping everything would be ok, but it's not. I'm distancing myself from him, being mean even! how do I salvage it now???

 

[Ec_Prokta]

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Right... Tell me again, why do you feel that your friendship is failing?

You shouldn't be mean to your friends. Treat people as they want to be treated and all that. Now, again, just be kind and nice to him. He may not see things the way you do, and that's perfectly fine!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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Well, youmight have noticed, I'm not all there myself.

 

[Spookwriter]

Anyone ever wonder where the doctor goes for help?

I have...I have too much time on my hands.

But doc...we've shared our soul with you.

Your turn?

Here, lets change places. I'll set in the big confy chair
and you lay back on the couch here...

We're here for you.

 

[Ec_Prokta]

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Aha, thank you, but I don't think I really need help right now. I mean, my brothers are being their usual selves, which I have gotten used to, I've been sort of left alone by my parents, but I'm okay with that, and... Oh!

Do y'all think that love gets in the way at all?

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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Gets in the way of what?

 

[Spookwriter]

I saw that My Dear Em,

I can only hope that the lady from the Misty lake is not falling in
love with me. That would be ...akward.

She knows I'm yours forever.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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Caught my edit didja Spook?

 

[Ec_Prokta]

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Gets in the way of what?

Life.