Prokta's Relationship Advice Column

[Ec_Prokta]

Glad to hear that you found work, Boyd! They must value you, from the sound of it!

Thank you for the compliment! First act as President, once the country is stabilized: Import The IdolM@ster for the general populace! We all need more dancing anime girls in our lives, especially ones as cute as Yayoi and Makoto!

 

[Boyd]

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uh YEAH! had to google that of course tho

 

[saddina]

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Indeed I do, Boyd.

Ok, Relationship advice needed.................

DS has summer school....... smack dab in the middle of the 2 week vacation we all planned. So heres the question...... A) do I keep him home with me and torture him with animal chores, manure shoveling and field work or B) let him go up north with wife and other kiddos and have fun, jet ski etc... and hold it over his head FOREVER.

You know how it goes here, you don't want to do manuial labor, keep your grades up and go to college, so you can hire out the dirty work. I'd hand him a shovel, and remind him that life's alot harder without a good education.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Hey doc, it's me again...how do I convince people I'm really 24?

 

[Spookwriter]

Poor Em...isn't the question really more of "How do we convince
Em she isn't going to be 24 again?"

Sometimes we have face reality.

I've got one of those birthdays next month myself...but I've decided
I like being 103. So...103 I'll be forever. I'm never going to get old.

 

[benjoycei]

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yeah!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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yeah!

Now now, you all don't understand dear sweet Spook. Our entire relationship is based around food. If he has to cook for himself? Disaster.

 

[BrattishTaz]

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yeah!

Now now, you all don't understand dear sweet Spook. Our entire relationship is based around food. If he has to cook for himself? Disaster.

His cooking can't be worse than MFB's.

 

[Ec_Prokta]

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That depends if you really are 24. It's not a good idea to be someone you're not on the internet.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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That depends if you really are 24. It's not a good idea to be someone you're not on the internet.

Jeez, you people really DO think I'm old?!?!