Proof I am a lazy slug

gryeyes

RIP 1952-2022
10 Years
Loving Legacy
Joined
Sep 22, 2009
Messages
15,506
Reaction score
498
Points
358
Location
My slice of heaven in Somerset, CA
Well, MORE proof, actually. But it is the topper.

My 68 year old landlady with congestive heart failure is outside mowing the "lawn" with her gas-powered mower. The grass that is growing in front of the house I rent but is not really my front yard (although I call it that), it's more access to the rest of the property on the other side of this house. Her younger brother usually comes on Sundays to do yard work, but he's been really iffy for the last three months. So SHE is mowing it.

The issue is not that I don't have a lawn mower nor that it's the land-lady's responsibility to maintain the property except for my back yard, the issue is that I am still in my robe, at my computer. I took care of filling feeders and checking waterers some time ago, but came back inside to plop my butt in front of the computer and watch TV. See, I CAN multi-task, sitting on my butt.

caf.gif


I am eleven years younger than my land-lady. She puts me to shame regularly, although I do drag her three HUGE trash containers to the curb and back again each week for garbage pick-up. Sometimes I remember to drag mine out there, too, but it's a whole lot further to drag 'em, so maybe every other week I get my trash picked up.

What a slug. Oh well, I do pay rent... she said, hoping that counts for something.
 
gig.gif


Well, you're in good company. I too, am a slug! I see all these women having jobs and kids and making dinner every night and cleaning their houses every day and doing laundry and I think....
Ehhh, I'm probably more fun to hang out with! hoping that counts for something!
 
I know how old Linda is! I know how old Linda is! You and my mother are the same age... and she just had her Bday on the 16th and I had soooooo much fun teasing her! Yes, I am 23.. but I still cant help myself... and I'm 3 entire inches taller than her!
celebrate.gif
hide.gif

See? You should feel better now, at least if you *only* take care of all your animals and your poor elderly neighbors trash... your not a brat grown daughter that wouldn't touch a trash can if her life depended on it!
ep.gif
lau.gif
hide.gif

love.gif
For Mother dear...
love.gif
For Linda dear...
pop.gif
 
When I broke my shoulder in December I found out how gratifying it is to be a slug!!!!!! I'm better now but I LOVE the slug state! My cat loves me more 'cause he has lap time ALL the time. I do go out to the chickens 'cause I don't have to do much to take care of them. They are SO easy. BUT I'M STILL a slug. But itis so great!
 
Today was one of those rare days when I actually got dressed, not just changed into a different pair of PJs come bedtime.

Maybe I did enough work for both of us today Linda. Don't sweat it.
wink.png
 

New posts New threads Active threads

Back
Top Bottom