Oh the Cockatoo is easy to deal with. One evil eye and threat of the meat grinder and he'll snap out of it !

To be totally honest, even if she decides to stay acting retarded her whole life, as long as she's healthy and KNOWS to run and hide from hawks, then Im good with whatever she does.... as long as the eggs end up in the LAYING BOX< and not playing peek a boo over the entire yard, because THAT will end up with her being caged until she learns otherwise !
Today I went to feed them, I was a bit late, and it rained a bit, and she had hopped up on the table and is sitting there, WAITING for me to pop the lid on the food can,... along (meaning right next to) Captain Fluffy. The moment I pop the lid they know the snack food bag is in there and fluffy will hop IN the can trying to get the snack bag. I thought, well I'll close the lid on that B$#^, show her about hopping in the food can...nope, didn't do a thing, except give her a private dining table ! Stupid chicken. Well fine ok ok. Stupid Human.
Aaron