PulletSurprise JOKE

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by olddairyfarm, Jul 25, 2008.

  1. olddairyfarm

    olddairyfarm Out Of The Brooder

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    John was in the fertilized egg business.


    He had several hundred young layers

    (hens), called 'pullets,'

    and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.



    He kept records,

    and any rooster not performing

    went into the soup pot

    and was replaced.



    This took a lot of time,

    so he bought some tiny bells

    and attached them to his roosters.



    Each bell had a different tone,

    so he could tell from a distance,

    which rooster was performing.



    Now, he could sit on the porch

    And fill out an efficiency report

    by just listening to the bells.



    John's favorite rooster, old Butch,

    was a very fine specimen,

    but this morning he noticed

    old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!



    When he went to investigate,

    he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets,

    bells-a-ringing, but the pullets,

    hearing the roosters coming,

    could run for cover.



    To John's amazement,

    old Butch had his bell in his beak,

    so it couldn't ring.



    He'd sneak up on a pullet,

    do his job and walk on to the next one.



    John was so proud of old Butch,

    he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair

    and he became an overnight sensation

    among the judges.



    The result was the judges

    not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize

    but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.



    Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.



    Who else but a politician could figure out

    how to win two of the most highly coveted awards

    on our planet by being the best

    at sneaking up on the populace

    and screwing them

    when they weren't paying attention.



    Vote carefully this year,

    the bells are not always audible.
     
  2. ilovemychickies

    ilovemychickies Chillin' With My Peeps

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  3. Bawkadoodledoo

    Bawkadoodledoo Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 4, 2008
    Central MA
    LOL my chat thing was set to Pullet Surprise before this!
     
  4. Sunny Chook Farm

    Sunny Chook Farm Chillin' With My Peeps

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  5. PlymouthRockLover

    PlymouthRockLover New Egg

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    LOL:D
     

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