Puns- Jokes- Songs.

[Crestcrazy2]

Mr. Blue lives in a blue house, Mrs. Pink lives in a pink house and Mr. Red lives in a red house. Who lives in the White House?

Mr. president !!!

 

[Crestcrazy2]

yup. A towel.

( I thought it was a sponge ... )

 

[Crestcrazy2]

You live in a one-story house made entirely of redwood. What color would the stairs be?

Don't have stairs !!!!!!

 

[shineandrise]

Mr. president !!!

Don't have stairs !!!!!!

You are really good at this! I will have to come up with some more!

 

[Crestcrazy2]

You are really good at this! I will have to come up with some more!

Thank you!!! I love your avatar!

 

[shineandrise]

This one is also pretty easy but I will put it on- I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

 

[shineandrise]

What runs around the whole yard without moving?

 

[shineandrise]

What can you catch but never throw?

 

[Crestcrazy2]

This one is also pretty easy but I will put it on- I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

No idea!!!!

What runs around the whole yard without moving?

The fence !!!!

What can you catch but never throw?

Covid 19?!

 

[shineandrise]

First one,
A fire
Second one,
correct!
Third one,
very close the answer that I was thinking was a cold but the same thing!