PURINA DIET

[mdbucks]

> Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my dog, at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me
> asked if I had a dog. On impulse on this stupid question, I told her
> that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet
> again.
>
> Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last
> time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
> ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
>
> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
> it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
> eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
> nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to
> mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
> enthralled with my story.)
>
> Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
> food poisoned me.
>
> I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's behind and a
> car hit us both.
>
> I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
> laughing so hard!
>
> WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore!!!
>

 

[Dinos_rock]

Lol! That is sooo funny! Did they really ban you from wal-mart?

 

[rosyposyosy]

I think it's from a forwarded email since theres all the > thingys.

 

[mdbucks]

Quote:
First to answer Dino, no I can still shop at walmart

Rosy yes it was sent from my dad, I assume it was forwarded to him if he was banned from walmart he would be devistated and would not be sending out e-mails

 

[rooster-red]

 

[Redfeathers]

Well, whoever originally wrote it had the good taste to sniff an Irish Setters butt. lol

 

[4-H chicken mom]

 

[okiechick57]

Quote:
Hilarious...........once again mdduck

 

[seminolewind]

That joke is up there with the best!!!

 

[IHeartChickens]

My vote is still with the chicken at the library with the book, book, book! I just loved that one.