Question of the Day - Saturday, August 16th, 2025

[The Moonshiner]

Because cats are buttholes

tell us how you really feel

 

[PeaShack]

They are marking you. As territory or a possible meal?

Yes. Probably tenderizing your arms for when you try to catch yourself and fall.

Scientifically proven :

When feral cats scavenge on human corpses, they have been observed to eat the arms first, as seen in a study where two cats repeatedly returned to specific bodies. This behavior highlights their scavenging habits in the wild.

 

[Luckyhen006]

Because they're sassy little things.

 

[Sally PB]

No cats here. Not now, probably not ever.

The dog, however, is going to trip me someday.

 

[Chickenpoonumber2]

I don't have cats. But they obviously do it to kill their human.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I had one that repeatedly laid down behind me as I was cooking. When I stepped on her tail she'd let out a blood-curdling scream, causing me to toss whatever I had in my hands up in the air. If not for the fact that it is against my religion to fall down, I very well might have done so, resulting in many a series of hilarious contortions on my part. For the record this was my GC's cat, not mine. She always escaped before I could catch my breath and find my butcher knife. Why'd she do it? I don't know. Adrenaline junkie? Twisted sense of humor? Your guess as good as mine.

 

[tripletfeb]

tell us how you really feel

 

[Evadig]

No cats have ever done this to me. My dogs, on the other hand…I’ve nearly tripped down the stairs because of them more times than I can count.