Question of the Day - Sunday, July 14th, 2024

When I had physical therapy on my wrist, I chatted with the therapist. He told me that he'd had a recently married older couple in the week before, and the man had suddenly lost his hearing, so his wife was coming with him.

She told the therapist it was "exasperating, and this isn't what I planned when we got married!"

I told the therapist, "Next time, tell her that they should both learn Morse Code, and they can tell each other dirty jokes and no one will know why they're laughing."

I wanted to say to her, "Lady, what part of 'For better or worse, in sickness and in health' did you not understand?!"
 

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