Quicken Auction House (not real)

[DogAndCat36]

580 FDs!

585 EFDs! (even faker dollars)

 

[Eelantha]

585 EFDs! (even faker dollars)

590 FDs! (how can you make fake dollars even more fake than they already are?)

 

[DogAndCat36]

590 FDs! (how can you make fake dollars even more fake than they already are?)

Well people say that humans can achieve anything. Why not dig ower selves into a deeper grave?
600 FDWEF (fake dollar with extra fake)

 

[Eelantha]

Well people say that humans can achieve anything. Why not dig ower selves into a deeper grave?
600 FDWEF (fake dollar with extra fake)

I much prefer to keep out of the grave. The fresh air is much nicer than hard-packed soil! 700 FDs for those Quickens! (who just can't get there fast enough, snif.)

 

[RiverOtter]

How are you trying to bid for Quickens with any sort of dollars?!?

I bid 73 sickles and 4 knuts!

 

[DogAndCat36]

I much prefer to keep out of the grave. The fresh air is much nicer than hard-packed soil! 700 FDs for those Quickens! (who just can't get there fast enough, snif.)

There is no escape from the grave. Also, besides, it is way easier than raising it and besides, the dirt can be given to people that don't derve it. (I don't know where this is going now...)
Anywho, 750 red MAGA hats that are gluable to pigeons and one tiny Donald Trump wing that is also glueable to pigeons if you get it now! (please don't think of this as a politic push)

 

[Eelantha]

How are you trying to bid for Quickens with any sort of dollars?!?

I bid 73 sickles and 4 knuts!

We're not bidding real dollars, but Fake Dollars (aka FDs) and FDWEF (fake dollar with extra fake) in DogAndCat36's case. Sometimes others add in their own type of money (which can be made of anything, really), and the goal is to outbid the other. No real prize is in sight beyond fun times, though the last thing I expected was for Harry Potter money to come into the equation. Has the idea of having Quickens reached even the wizarding world?

There is no escape from the grave. Also, besides, it is way easier than raising it and besides, the dirt can be given to people that don't derve it. (I don't know where this is going now...)
Anywho, 750 red MAGA hats that are gluable to pigeons and one tiny Donald Trump wing that is also glueable to pigeons if you get it now! (please don't think of this as a politic push)

Alas, that in unfortunately true. This is going in strange directions, and apparently has leaked into the wizarding world of a popular book series, so it promises to get even more strange as the bids stack up. Speaking of which --

800 apple pies + 1 bottle of maple syrup! (I need those Quicken eggs to make the douuugghh--!!)

(no politic push detected ^^)

 

[DogAndCat36]

(no politic push detected ^^)

First thing first, thanks.

900 pieces of grass! (hue,hue,hue, nobody can beat that!)

 

[Eelantha]

900 pieces of grass! (hue,hue,hue, nobody can beat that!)

Pfff. 1000 germinated barley seeds here, that's better than grass to darken egg yolks.

(Aaaand we've hit the 1000 line! Yeess!!)

 

[DogAndCat36]

Pfff. 1000 germinated barley seeds here, that's better than grass to darken egg yolks.

(Aaaand we've hit the 1000 line! Yeess!!)

I have just been out beaten... How is this possible!?Nooooo...
Fine, 1050 double yolks