Quit posting!

[gritsar]

Can't you see I HAVE to get some housework done?!? It's Saturday night. I work my 24 shift tomorrow. The housework has to be done tonight. How can I possibly get anything done with all this posting????

That's right. I'm in the laundry room, got the Christmas music blaring on the stereo and still I hear y'all at your keyboards. You must stop and I mean right now!! Don't you people have lives? It's Saturday night.

I'll be back in a hour.

I have perfected the technique of speedy housecleaning, while still managing to make it look to the DH/SO like you busted your butt all day. Hint: Lots of strong smelling candles and a big dust rag.

OMG, speckledhen has new baby pics....so much for the housework!

 

[speckledhen]

 

[lurky]

 

[rooster-red]

 

[Wildsky]

Prop up the computer in the kitchen or where you can see it while you work, then every now and then HIT the refresh button and see all new posts... you MUST keep up on whats going on!

 

[Blisschick]

I am not posting a response to you your post, so you don't have to worry about reading anything I may have posted here. Anything you are now reading is just a fig newton of your infatuation.

 

[gritsar]

I'm backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

The house is clean *ut hum* My work bag is packed. The coffee pot auto is set. Alarm clock set too....30 minutes early so I can check the forum before work. I didn't mop the floors, but there's a 30% chance of rain tomorrow and that means there's a 30% chance that the floors would just get all muddy again, so why bother right? I forgot to start the washing machine again, but that's only cuz blisschick posted something here and I heard it and had to check! It's blisschick's fault if there are no clean underwear for the SO to wear (that sounds kinda kinky)
I even called the SO and wished him a good night cuz I'll be in bed long before his shift ends. Told him I was just gonna check my e-mail and then I was off to bed.

Y'all can resume posting now and as always, I appreciate your support. Now where are those baby pictures???

 

[mdbucks]

Is this your e-mail??

 

[picklespickles]

you are so funny.

my floors aren't mopped either.

 

[Blisschick]

I forgot to start the washing machine again, but that's only cuz blisschick posted something here and I heard it and had to check! It's blisschick's fault if there are no clean underwear for the SO to wear (that sounds kinda kinky)

Hey, I told you I wasn't posting here! Stop reading my non-posts! I claim no responsibility for your hubby's lack of lingerie.

However, I may be blamed for MY hubby's...