Quotable quotes.......

[bargain]

Have a quote by someone you like.....post it here....... I'll start.....Saw this posted in the doc's office today and just loved it:

Audrey Hepburn wrote this poem as her reply to her recommended "beauty tips", and it was read at her funeral:

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.
For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.
For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.
For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day.
For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone.
People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone.
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms.
As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands; one for helping yourself and one for helping others.

 

[Goose and Fig]

That's lovely!

I've always liked this one:

The first rule is to keep an untroubled spirit. The second is to look things in the face and know them for what they are. -Marcus Aurelius

 

[duck walk]

When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.


"If guns kill people,

pencils cause mis spelled words.

cars drive drunk and

spoons made Rosie O'Donnel fat."

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

Live like there is no tomarow, learn like you will live forever.

Those that do not learn from the past are doomed to repete it

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Reporter "Oh, you steped in s$%^!"

Gump "It happens."

Reporter "What? S$%^?"

Gump " Yep."​

 

[CityGirlintheCountry]

"Life ain't fair, pal."

Citygirl's Dad

 

[Fowl97]

"the early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese"

 

[Guinea Goonie]

Please see my signature. John Shirley is the person who quoted on paranoia.

Also, see this website for more great paranoia quotes.....

http://www.finestquotes.com/select_quote-category-Paranoia-page-0.htm

ETA:

Dan Zadra is the person who quoted on imagination.

Mark Twain is the person who quoted on advise.

I am the person who quoted on succubbi, I have personal experience.

 

[SunnyDawn]

“If you really want to make a friend, go to someone's house and eat with (them)...The people who give you their food give you their heart.” Cesar Chavez

 

[Boyd]

"It's always better to drop turds from above than to let them float up from below" - Richard Marcinko

 

[Goose and Fig]

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."

think it was one of the Marx brothers

"Outside of a dog- a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog- it's too dark to read"

possible Marx quote too.