Quotable quotes.......

[Bantimna]

Attidued is a little thing that makes a big diffrence.-Winston Churchill

 

[Marlinchaser]

I'm surprized with all the DAD posts, no one said "I helped bring you into this world, and I can take you out."

 

[Hoosiermomma]

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I use that one all the time on my kids...but I of course have to say "I brought you into this world...I can take you out."

 

[OccamsTazer]

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
-George Carlin

 

[Hoosiermomma]

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her... any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s**t.

 

[AmyBella]

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you!"

"If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?" (This bumper sticker had me laughing for DAYS!)

 

[SunnyDawn]

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Ok this one I gotta forward to friends! Thanks for the huge laugh Hoosiermomma!

 

[Hoosiermomma]

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Ok this one I gotta forward to friends! Thanks for the huge laugh Hoosiermomma!

Anytime....It's so true isn't it???? I have to get that put on a t-shirt.

 

[Goose and Fig]

If we would just take the profit out of war, there wouldn't be any.

-Woody Guthrie

 

[Tam'ra of Rainbow Vortex]

Encourage your hopes NOT your fears
(I saw that one on a bumper sticker during a hard time, and made it a sort of personal mantra)

And then for some humor...

Be incomprehensible- if they can't understand, they can't disagree!
Why be difficult when, with a little extra effort, you could be impossible!
There are very few personal problems which cannot be solved by the suitable application of high explosives. (emphasis there goes on 'suitable'!)

and my favorite

Dinosaurs are NOT extinct. They've just learned to hide in trees.