Quotable quotes.......

[TM Chickens]

"What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?"

 

[Guinea Goonie]

Quote:
Well said Boyd, well said........

 

[TM Chickens]

"We all know linux is amazing. It can do infinite loops in five seconds" - Linus Torvalds
"The sky is falling! Quick, buy some gold!" - Me

 

[PineappleMama]

 

[debilorrah]

You can work really hard for four years and skate through life with a degree, or you can skate through life for four years and work really hard the rest of your life.

 

[Boyd]

Quote:
Well said Boyd, well said........

Thanks. Pretty profound if you go past the obvious wording

 

[Hoosiermomma]

Happiness keeps You Sweet, Trials keep You Strong, Sorrows keep You Human, Failures keeps You Humble, Success keeps You Glowing, But Only God keeps You Going!!!

 

[seismic wonder2]

"football, one...Monkey, zero..."
My Dad

"That guy would have to get a P.H.D. to work up to stupid..."
My Dad

"righty-tighty, lefty loosie, if that don't work, you need a bigger hammer."
My Dad

"everything you need to know in life is Hot water goes on the left and (poo) won't flow up hill..."
My Dad

talking to me... "Boy!, you'd rather sandpaper a wildcat's (butt) in a phonebooth than to finish that sentence..."
My Dad

"Don't start...won't be none..."
My Dad

One day the mayor was at our house talking to my Dad (who was the chief of police at the time) about what he HAD to do about this and that...
Dad said, "Dave, the only thing I HAVE to do is die and stay black..." (Not really all that funny unless you know we are white. )

 

[CityClucks]

Quote:
When CityClucks complained "That's not fair!" her dad's response was always "Fair left town last week, kid"

 

[Hoosiermomma]

Quote:

Those are good!