Quotable quotes.......

[Q9]

Don't go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge.

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty or give me death! - Patrick Henry

Shoo. - Capt. Jack Sparrow

Don't steal; the government hates competition.

No drugs or nuclear weapons allowed ni. - Sign at a Beijing airport

 

[jasonponce]

I am not fat... I am just short for my weight!

 

[Mahonri]

The other day, I bought some spot remover... now I can't find my dog.

 

[jasonponce]

Happier than a tornado in a trailer park.

 

[SunnyDawn]

All cute. Especially the Spot and the Tornado one.

 

[Whispering Winds]

mom'sfolly :

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill

The man said a great many quotable things, but I've always thought this was one of the finest come backs to a rude comment that I've ever heard.

Winston Churchhill was also in a fierce debate with another member of parliament who was a women, and she said, "if you were my husband, I would feed your poison", to which he replied, "madam, if I was your husband, I'd take it."​

 

[Whispering Winds]

Staggering like a blind dog in a meat house

Won't last longer than a paper shirt in a bear fight

Maddern a wet hen

Wouldn't that beat the hens apeckin?"

There is a jack for every jenny

Pretty is as pretty does

Shinin' like a diamond in a goat's butt

Someone says to my DH, "You know what's funny?" and he will ALWAYS say, "windshield wipers on a ducks butt???"

 

[jasonponce]

When someone calls you a smart a@@, tell them that a smart a@@ is someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.

 

[Q9]

Quote:

That is the funniest so far! HAHAHAHAHA!!! *cough cough choke*

 

[featherbaby]

Well, that's about as effective as rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

Eat a live toad for breakfast every day.....and nothing worse can happen to you all day.

My family tree is full of nuts.

Never poke a sleeping bear with a short stick

If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.

On getting old: I might wear out, but I darn sure won't rust out.

Just remember the Titanic was built by experts, the ark was built by amateurs.