Quotes about chickens wanted

[banter]

My Mom's favorite! Rooster today, feather duster tomorrow-Russian

 

[cherig22]

Did not read the entire thread, but I have one from someone here that is certainly true.

Chickens are pigs with feathers.

Cheri

 

[CityChook]

Poultry in Motion

 

[CochinLover]

" I don't want to be a pie, I don't like Gravy." - Chicken Run

" I want a goose that lays golden eggs" - Charlie and Chocolate Factory

" Can someone please go help the chicken?" - Surfs Up

I dont know if those count but there the only ones i could think of so enjoy.

 

[mikarod]

"The rooster may crow, but the hen delivers!" - sign on the wall of the kitchen.

 

[addiedunn]

Or you could go through the forum and find enough good quotes in the postscripts alone to fill a scrapbook.
"Rooster today, feather duster tomorrow...." I really love that one, especially since I'm going through a power struggle with my own roo at the moment.

 

[deerman]

"It Taste Like Chicken"

"If it taste like chicken give me chicken"

 

[digitS']

This scrap book of yours can turn into a portfolio to accompany your resumé when you go for job interviews.

You can talk about your interests! And, "sell yourself" as a good candidate for the company:

The Codfish lays ten thousand eggs,
The Chicken lays but one;
But a Codfish never cackles to tell you what she's done.

And so, we scorn the Codfish, while the humble Hen we prize;
Which only goes to show you that:
IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE!

Steve

you are giving me too much time with this . . . I'm getting farther and farther afield

 

[digitS']

Is this chicken,
what I have,
or is this fish?

I know it's tuna,
but it says
"Chicken of the Sea."

~Jessica Simpson

see?

 

[Jenski]

From fortune cookie message opened just after I got my first chickens:

It is better to have a hen tomorrow than an egg today.