Quotes and Thoughts for the Day

I am a compulsive truth teller. If you like the cone it can be yours Sean.

Many years ago the mail lady and I saw a sign for a Halloween Party at our town hall. I knew I wanted to be a cone head because a cone head can be anything - a doctor, layer, ballerina, maybe even president. You just need the Cone head and that's your costume. Easy Peasy.

I called several trick shops and and finally found one about an hour away with one cone head left. He promised he'd hold it for me and he did. He told me of all the stuff I would need to cover the ends ,blend into skin. Nah, no time or $$ for that. So I just put it on and covered the edges with a head band.

Turned out Mail Lady and I never did get to party. We misread the date on the sign and we missed it. I was so mad at myself for spending the $$ for nothing I decided to go
trick or treating. I figured I was short and if I barely spoke nobody would know I wasn't a kid.

I can tell ya, the real trick or treaters gave me dirty looks. I think partly because they didn't know what a Cone Head was. And couldn't figure out where the heck I came from.
No matter .

It was my only trick or treat time going by myself. My sister or brother always took me. Had to be home before dark too. But I was old enough to be out in the dark. I got a pretty good haul of candy & learned a lesson. You can't revisit your youth.

It was not fun like in my childhood days, just felt ridiculous - not like that ever stopped me before. Anyway I thought I did fine until getting near my home when a neighbor asked me if I really went trick or treating. She gave me weird look and I kept on walking. She was probably jealous that she didn't have the guts to revisit her youth. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

And again Sean, if you want the Cone Head, so you can be the life of the party someday, you are welcome to it. Imagine the envious stares you will get. Would be even better if you wore it while riding a steer. I double dog dare you :gig. Sorry just having a silly spell.

PS the Cone was even warm on a cold Halloween night, probably because I had to stuff towels in the top to keep it from collapsing. I kinda felt like Marge Simpson.
 
Thanks for the offer DD but I decline. I'm enough of a cone head without the prop!:gigbesides, I don't have any cattle and too big to pass as a kid!

PS I believe you when you say something, why would you make something up like this story, anyway? :)
 
Well speaking in person to someone they always laugh and tell me I am so funny. I am telling the honest to goodness truth. Not making jokes. My delivery must be off or something.
I know what made me think you rode a steer (out of a show ring anyway) a short time ago a new member said he had so many cows and a steer for riding. I guess people ride them.
I'd think a horse would be more comfortable - but, who knows. Besides a bull could mow down fox, coyotes, who knows what else.
 
Still didn't go to bed, had to write out checks, dentist etc. Then the guys behind my yard were shooting off fire crackers which was great because we've been in drought long enough to brown everything.. Only thing that stopped them was some loud thunder and a short downpour that didn't do much of anything. I think it forgot to how to rain.
 
Well speaking in person to someone they always laugh and tell me I am so funny. I am telling the honest to goodness truth. Not making jokes. My delivery must be off or something.
I know what made me think you rode a steer (out of a show ring anyway) a short time ago a new member said he had so many cows and a steer for riding. I guess people ride them.
I'd think a horse would be more comfortable - but, who knows. Besides a bull could mow down fox, coyotes, who knows what else.
I did ride my heifer out of the arena, several times. She was from excellent bloodlines, at that time Mill Iron and Colorado Domino were the best bloodlines you could have for registered horn Herefords. She was and got the name Milly! The sire was Colorado Dundy, somewhat of a famous herd sire at that time. She matured to a great cow, weighing 1543 lbs.
Excuse me, here I go again, blah, blah, blah!
Sorry @sumi , didn't mean for this discussion to happen! :oops:
 
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