"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."
"I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."
"Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise."
"I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through another door - or I'll make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present."
"I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking."
"Get a pet, an animal you will love and one that will love you in return. In your home, there should be something besides the rugs to take care of. Get a pet that will stain those rugs and you'll have a happier home."