Quotes and Thoughts for the Day

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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes... Jack Handey

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us... Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments... Flip Wilson
 
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect... Benny Hill

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe... Albert Einstein

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times... Mark Twain
 
I don't have a dog but I can pretend


It's completely acceptable to pretend
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes... Jack Handey

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us... Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments... Flip Wilson
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Very true
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