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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West

I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs. And I said, I gotta use that one.
Paul Simon

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
Tim Allen

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
Billy Connolly

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
Rodney Dangerfield

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
William Lyon Phelps
 
Kelsie2290 said:
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West

I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs. And I said, I gotta use that one.
Paul Simon

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
Tim Allen

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
Billy Connolly

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
Rodney Dangerfield

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
William Lyon Phelps
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Those are awesome made me laugh out loud, need to do that daily!!
 

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