Quotes from Movies and TV Shows

[ChickenNinja]

I dont know if anyone else has said this one yet, but it's a scene from a onty python movie when
the doctor is operating and he yells at one of the nurses:
"...And bring me the machine that goes PING!!!"

 

[Q9]

"I'm a dishonest man. You can always count on a dishonest man to be dishonest. It's the honest men you need to watch out for, since you never know when they'll do something really... stupid." - The undefeatable Captain Jack Sparrow, POTC: The Curse of the Black Pearl.

Awards earned in this scene: Crowning Moment of Awesome and Epic Pre-Butt-Kicking Quote.

 

[animalloverabh]

"i dont care if you have eyes on the back of your hands, you will have eyes on the back of yor heads if you dont let me go"
"your harsh voice will perish!"
"that'll be the day!"

- Doctor who, the fires of pompei

 

[WoodChic]

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Oh my gosh, my family qoutes that all the time, lol.

Ok, here are a ton of qoutes from the totally awesome movie Sahara.

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Al Giordino: [after going outside and being shot at] Next time, *you* go!
Dirk Pitt: What the h**l took you so long?
Al Giordino: What? I stopped for coffee.
Dirk Pitt: Get a receipt?
Al Giordino: Yeah, I got a receipt, and I got you one, too!
Dirk Pitt: You're the best, Al!
Al Giordino: You know what? I'll even get you the money from Sandecker!
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[two of Zatib's gunboats have just intercepted the NUMA team]
Dirk Pitt: I'm sorry, I don't speak English.
Gunboat Officer: You are speaking English right now.
Dirk Pitt: No, I only know how to say, "I don't speak English" in English.
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Admiral James Sandecker: [sees Rudi on a couch] Rudi?
Rudi Gunn: [sits up] Admiral, I have news about your boat. Boom.
[makes a hand gesture that implies blowing up]
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Al Giordino: Man, the Admiral's gonna be mad when he hears you lost his satellite phone.
Dirk Pitt: Not as mad as when Rudi tells him it was attached to the boat.
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Dirk Pitt: [after they come across a wrecked plane in the middle of the Sahara] I'll bet you a hundred there's a tool kit in there.
Al Giordino: [looking at the tattered remnants of the plane] I don't wanna rain on your crazy parade, buddy, but I don't think we can fix this thing.
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Al Giordino: I am so tired of being shot at!
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Dirk Pitt: [after they have pushed the bed of a pick-up truck out, that they are handcuffed too and each other] Well, that's a new one.
Al Giordino: [looking at the chains that are still attached] Yeah. We're home free now.
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Eva Rojas: You're late. I was told an 8:00 departure.
Dirk Pitt: What?
Al Giordino: I never said 8.
Dirk Pitt: I said 9.
Eva Rojas: Well, it's after 10.
Dirk Pitt: Well who said 8?
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Yves Massarde: I understand you believe there is some sort of plague coming out of Mali.
Dr. Frank Hopper: We don't like to say "plague".
Yves Massarde: What do you think it is, then?
Eva Rojas: A plague.
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Al Giordino: Hey Dirk! Where are we headed?
Dirk Pitt: H**l if I know... but we're making great time!
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Al Giordino: [after the boat blows up] I lost my hat!
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Dirk Pitt: [while digging to find a way into the CSS Texas] How's it looking, Al?
Al Giordino: You're good!
Al Giordino: [Helicopter appears from behind sand dunes] DIG FASTER!

 

[Chicken_Lover4567]

Most Epic Quote of All-Time of Epic Quotes: "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!"

I love Toy Story! (Every single one of them!)
Another:
"Nah, it'll be fun while it lasts. And besides, when it's all done, I'll have ol' Buzz Lightyear to keep me company...for infinity and beyond." - Woody, Toy Story 2

 

[miss heny]

red dwarf- Holly what happening?!

 

[incubatingisfun]

I reject your reality and substitute my own-Mythbusters

 

[awesomefowl]

"Who needs Edward when you have Rambo?"
~ My brother (we don't like Twilight- can you tell??)


"Idiot!"
~ Avatar

 

[awesomefowl]

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[Dutchgirl]

Has anyone ever seen Julian Smith's YouTube videos? They're hilarious! They aren't movies or TV shows, but here's a quote that our family keeps saying:
"I ate a jellyfish."